We brought you the "Table of Death", well now we bring you the "Table of Noise". Feel sorry for the likes of Terrence Chan and Carlos Mortensen as they have to put up with Gavin Smith and Padraig Parkinson, to of the chattiest - and to be fair, funniest - players in poker.
As all the players are already in the money so the "No headphones" rule is in place. When Smith heard this announcement everyone at this table got the double-handed bird signal in their faces. A friend came along to chat to him and he went off on one telling stories about the players at the table.
When Smith stopped his friend said, "I used to sell earplugs at the garage just to combat people like him!"
The table erupted in laughter.